Hakuna-Hofu by Sonny

HAKUNA-HOFU (man without fear) Election time... in the state of California. The city of Los Angeles is making headline news. The distribution and sale of drugs is at an all time high and threatens the governor’s chance for re-election. The drug lords have set up a makeshift drug lab in the jungle of Africa to camouflage their location. The thick foliage of the jungle makes it impossible for law enforcement to pinpoint their whereabouts. Young people are dying in record numbers due to the drugs. The governor has asked the mayor of L.A. to assemble a task force that will put an end to the corruption that’s flooding the streets. But the governor has no idea what he has done. He has put the rat in charge of the cheese. The mayor of Los Angeles is the organizer of the jungle drug trade. He is the heart and soul of the largest cocaine operation the West Coast has ever known. But this time, the rat has bitten off more than he can chew. The mayor victimized a little old man by the name of Mr. Buscar. Mr. Buscar has done harm to no one, and he’s a friend to all. Afraid that his life is in danger, and the life of his young friend who is a news reporter, Mr. Buscar calls upon the greatest warrior the world has ever known. A warrior who sees in the dark as if it were day; a warrior who can hear the humming of a fly at twenty yards; a warrior who can run faster than man or beast; a warrior who can break the back of a bull with one mighty blow. He communicates with the animals and they hear and obey. He is a legend among the African people. The mere mention of his name strikes fear in the hearts of many. Only Mr. Buscar knows that this great warrior lives and exists. But now the world will know the awesome power of the Great Hakuna-Hofu. Brace yourself as the battle of all battles unfolds on the jungle floor. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!