Martini Alley by Diane Klutz

"Martini Alley and Other Swashbuckling Adventures of a Certified Klutz" is a never-ending and double-minded story of two soulmates and the perils they encounter in their search for paradise. Delve into the real-life escapades of the Klutzes, who are not just clumsy people that trip and fall and drop things, but the real certified by birth and marriage Klutzes.