After working in more than 40 countries and having served with the British SAS, Richard Villar knows a thing or two about the world. Join him as he tells the story of his 25-day journey from Arica in Chile's north, through Bolivia, to Chile once more, and San Pedro de Atacama. He will have you laughing, he will have you thinking, he will have you wondering. Read how holding a horse's testicles brings good luck, the danger of being attacked with burundanga, the delight of coca tea, chance encounters with aliens, and Richard's futile attempts to hold a conversation with a hummingbird. If this book does not have you packing your bags for Chile and Bolivia, nothing will. Join Richard, master writer and master traveller, in his journey through this remoter part of Chile and Bolivia. Never A Straight Line is simply what Richard does.