When it comes to helping students succeed, especially the seniors at Donges Falls High School, it would be hard to find a more passionate and dedicated teacher than Carsyn Ziegler. However, when his personal life reaches an all time low, Ziegler decides to accept a lucrative proposition that requires him to spearhead a feeder program for a prominent strip club. Determined to recruit as many girls as possible, Ziegler gives new meaning to ‘No Child Left Behind’. With his focus shifting from geometry to G-strings, Ziegler develops an Underground Apprenticeship Program For Strippers (UAPFS) where, in his basement, he attempts to covertly train and prepare a diverse group of struggling seniors to be strippers. With graduation, auditions, and hopefully a large payday looming, Ziegler goes above and beyond to whip the girls into shape. But as he operates on thin ice, he must be extremely careful to remain under the radar. If caught, not only could he receive a lifetime ban from teaching, he could also wind up in jail! Geometry & G-Strings is a must read! As you journey alongside Carsyn Ziegler and his hopeless group of underachieving seniors, F.W. Brooks will give you a lot to think about and will literally have you laughing out loud.