Lewis Grizzard Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself! by James T. Curtis

The author was convicted of a white-collar crime in 1992, sentenced to 250 hours of community service, and had to pay a $3,000 fine. The terms of his agreement with the DA's office read as follows: Since Mr. Curtis is skilled in the building trades, we suggest he works for Habitat For Humanity his entire sentence.