THE TRAVELS OF ELVIS is a children’s book for grownups who love child-friendly language: a no nonsense but insightful tellings of a dog’s life and how to fully understand your brilliant best friend’s mind. This work is paw-mastered by Elvis The Pooch himself. Learn the real truth about why dogs hang their tongues out, about fang power, why they bark at and interfere with haints (ghosts) - how pooches know the secret of Room Entry and how they take notes, measure time and distance. Elvis will engineer a steam train, race a Rolls Royce F1 at Monaco Grand Prix, escape from Sing Sing plus properly chauffeur and have tea with the Queen of England. But none of this can measure up to learning how he plays the two-string violin. Elvis is a master at that.